How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
True college students do jello shots in the library
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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