I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The power of my boobs compel you
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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