...so i touched it.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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