Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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