I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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