Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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