dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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