It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
how drunk are you?
Several
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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