is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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