how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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