Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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