so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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