He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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