the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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