David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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