so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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