thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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