and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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