If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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