we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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