I need help removing her.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
and you fell through a lawn chair
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
