party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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