Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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