i really wish james franco would like my vagina
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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