I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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