Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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