the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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