We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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