We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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