Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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