do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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