Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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