my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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