she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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