i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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