she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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