I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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