oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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