i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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