well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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