Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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