i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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