she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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