Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I have fence marks all over my body
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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