Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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