just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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