ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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