He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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