Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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