you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
How does one acquire holy water?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
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