I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Randomize
