Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
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