Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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