i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Even my vagina gasped.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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