Why are handjobs necessary in class?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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